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Total Medals Earned: 81 (From
15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,610 Points
Morning 5 Points
You made it through the morning shift!
Afternoon 5 Points
You're over the hump!
End of the Day 10 Points
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
Rebound 5 Points
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
Six Pointer 10 Points
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Survived Five 5 Points
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
Ten Down 10 Points
You're getting up there!
Twenty is Plenty 50 Points
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
Dummy Challenge 50 Points
You got mad points with little to work with!
Security is Nice 50 Points
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
Keep on Smashing 25 Points
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Don't Talk to the Monsters 25 Points
Perfect in the monster challenge
Badge of Compassion 5 Points
You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
Badge of Loss 5 Points
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
Badge of Nouvelle Cuisine 5 Points
The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
Badge of Patience 5 Points
You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
Badge of Gullibility 5 Points
You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
Badge of Time Gone 5 Points
Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
Badge of Videogaming Mastery 5 Points
To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
Badge of Viscousness 5 Points
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
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Baby Steps, Young Cricket 5 Points
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
Identity Crisis 10 Points
Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.
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